Fuck it all

My parents are some of the healthiest people in their mid fifties I've ever meet. Between the two of them they've:

• Ridden bikes from one side of our home state to the other
• Kayaked the ENTIRE Missouri river from Montana to St. Louis
  
• Hiked the entire Ozark Trail
• Spent weeks in Banff, Yellowstone, Glacier, Zion, Arches, Colorado, and god knows how many other places backpacking

They eat right, sleep lots, exercise a ton (in a healthy, no obsessive way), and live outside the city.

And in the past six months they've both been diagnosed with cancer.

What
The
Fuck